As I was walking into the grocery store today, I passed a man walking out of the store. A man. Not a teenager. A fully grown, 40-something man wearing a t-shirt that said:
Boobies Make Me Smile
Um, seriously? You
a. buy a shirt that says Boobies Make Me Smile and
b. wear it in public?
Now, this man...how should I say this? He did not exactly look like he has seen many boobies. Maybe no boobies ever in his life. And sir..if you are reading this, I think I might know why.
BECAUSE YOU WEAR A SHIRT THAT SAYS BOOBIES MAKE ME SMILE!
ROFL! I can't believe that I randomly clicked on your blog while it was scrolling through on my dashboard and saw your recent blog.... Unfortunately, my significant other HAS THIS SHIRT! I am not kidding! I refuse to go anywhere in public with him when he wears it! UGH! Anyway, have a nice day!
ReplyDeleteMy husband has that shirt :) His best man from our wedding bought it for him to wear at his bachelor party... luckily it hasn't been worn since!
ReplyDeleteIt is hilarious that the first 2 people to comment have first hand experience with this vile shirt! :) What are the odds? I am definitely keeping this shirt a secret from my husband in case he gets any ideas...
ReplyDeleteThat is too funny! And I am so glad that you other ladies won't go out with your man wearing that shirt!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a loser. That shirt is not likely to get him any boobies, either.
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