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Sunday, April 19, 2009

Do you know what's NOT awesome?

When Jose secretly poops on the floor. Only to then have my son unknowingly step on it and walk around the living room carpet for awhile. Then when he notices the poopy, smeared carpet, he tries to scrape the poop off his shoe onto the rocking chair leg. When that doesn't work, he decides to walk through the entire house with the poop on his shoe, only to nonchalantly tell me, "I stepped in poop."

Yeah, that's not awesome.
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31 comments:

  1. Finding NormalApril 19, 2009 at 4:32 PM

    Definitely NOT awesome.

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  2. ♥ Boomer ♥April 19, 2009 at 4:35 PM

    Oh gross me not!!!

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  3. Martha@A Sense of Humor is EssentialApril 19, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    Sending you some virtual paper towels and cleaner. Ugh, double ugh.

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  4. Linda ★ Parker's GeneralApril 19, 2009 at 5:06 PM

    poor jose---to be outed so indiscreetly.....
    my dh suggests a litterbox. yeah--he's not so awesome himself today!

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  5. Linda ★ Parker's GeneralApril 19, 2009 at 5:06 PM

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  6. SusanApril 19, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    Oh Yuck! I feel for you!

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  7. SusanApril 19, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    Oh Yuck! I feel for you!

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  8. RheaApril 19, 2009 at 6:02 PM

    The only thing worse is when you're dog-sitting your mom's geriatric black lab who is losing his bowel functions who poops around the house...then your own elderly father who can't see at all, manages to go through it with his rollator and track it all over the house...

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  9. AnonymousApril 19, 2009 at 6:45 PM

    I am soooo sorry...but I am totally laughing at that....

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  10. AnonymousApril 19, 2009 at 6:46 PM

    Well, your new header is awesome !
    I think there was a Calvin and Hobbs pretty similiar to the Cole and Jose poop tracked through the house scenario. = )

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  11. BeckyApril 19, 2009 at 7:16 PM

    Gross for you..funny for us!:)

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  12. SarahApril 19, 2009 at 7:23 PM

    I agree- that is SOO not awesome!

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  13. UnknownApril 19, 2009 at 8:02 PM

    You have me in complete agreement on this one....it is absoloutly, definitely, totally, NOT awesome...

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  14. EmilyApril 19, 2009 at 8:03 PM

    Yep, I'd say that's pretty much the opposite of awesome.

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  15. Country Mouse, City MouseApril 19, 2009 at 8:46 PM

    Maybe not so awesome! I love the trying to get it off on the rocking chair.

    Sounds like you are having a relaxing night, cleaning up dog poop!

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  16. UnknownApril 19, 2009 at 10:47 PM

    It really has to be said...


    Oh sh*t

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  17. LindsayApril 19, 2009 at 11:02 PM

    Oh my, I don't even know what to say except DEE-SGUSTING.

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  18. Shelle-BlokThoughtsApril 20, 2009 at 12:33 AM

    seriously, I think I just threw up in my mouth! :( YUCK!

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  19. TiffanyApril 20, 2009 at 5:53 AM

    Ewwww, no, definitely not awesome!

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  20. JudiApril 20, 2009 at 8:24 AM

    That's kids for you!!

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  21. Momma@Live. Laugh. Pull your hair outApril 20, 2009 at 10:09 AM

    Oh no! ((hugs))

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  22. sassy stephanieApril 20, 2009 at 1:28 PM

    Oh man, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Don't get mad at me for laughing my ass off over this!

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  23. AnonymousApril 20, 2009 at 2:06 PM

    Oh no. That's horrible. I hate it when poop gets everywhere. It leads to frantic cleaning. I hate cleaning and I hate frantic and I hate poop. Triple whammy.

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  24. C and C MommyApril 20, 2009 at 5:36 PM

    That could happen at my house!!

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  25. ChristyApril 20, 2009 at 10:15 PM

    aah...farm life. =) where else would a small boy think nothing of nonchalantly wiping manure onto the nearest object?

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  26. AnonymousApril 22, 2009 at 12:25 PM

    it could always be worse. I'm not sure what would be worse but it could be. that's just poopy.

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  27. nikkicrumpetApril 24, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    ewwwwwww at least with Crumpet it was just my truck lol. SORRY!

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  28. KimberlyApril 25, 2009 at 1:02 PM

    EWWWW! Though I should admit I'm completely Laughing my butt off! :)

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  29. Mrs4444April 26, 2009 at 12:05 AM

    Oh, man, that's a bummer! I was going to say it could be worse, but it doesn't get much worse than that, does it?

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  30. AnonymousApril 26, 2009 at 12:01 PM

    OH NO!!!! That's funny...only cuz its happening to you and not to me.....I know....what I just said was not nice. I'm just being honest with you cuz I want to always be honest with you, JDM.

    Zander just points to it and yells "POOP" til I clean it up.

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  31. AnonymousJune 3, 2009 at 7:43 AM

    Definately NOT awesome and thank you for not posting pictures.

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