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Friday, September 11, 2009

My Day

If you need me, I will be teaching approximately 45 fifth and sixth grade boys "human growth and development."

And after school?

I'll be the one on the couch drinking large quantities of wine to try and forget the questions I had to answer today.

Hold me.

21 comments:

  1. Oh good heavens goodluck. My son was in 5th last year. It sounded like they all behaved during the movie that they watched. Except, for the male teachers laughing in the back of the room!

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  2. Please oh please post some of the questions you get! I remember that in 5th grade and we were all too shy to actually ask anything.

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  3. It could be worse. You could have to explain to a bunch of high school students what a hermaphrodite is.

    Wait, it can't be worse ;)

    Good luck!

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  4. OH my I am wishing you luck today

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  5. Oh good heavens! I pray for your sanity and your ability to make it through without killing one or more in the process.

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  6. This just makes me laugh. I'm with Bren, please post some of the questions you get. Just for kicks and giggles.

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  7. Oh, I need a good laugh - what'd they ask!?

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  8. Forget the wine, I'm bringing over the really good Tequila for shots.

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  9. OMG!! Good luck with that!! BTW...love your new blog design -- although with the way my life has been lately it's probably an old blog design and I'm just now noticing. Hmmm...can I have some of that wine too?

    Hugs,

    Rene

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  10. lmao!! i agree, post some of the ?;s you get today!! enjoy your wine!!

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  11. HAHAHA. I would love to have been a fly on the wall. I bet you ROCK as a teacher, you sound pretty cool to me.

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  13. OMG! I love the label you have on this post!!

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  14. Sorry...but I'd sure love to be a fly on the wall. I'd probably be a snickering fly :)

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  15. oh i don't envy you, but i imagine it was an experience like no other!!! hehehehe! we started school last week..good to see everyone again...i think i like my schedule this year..so far..it could totally change..i already have had a conversation i have to blog about!!!

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  16. WOW...I don't envy you at all! Did you go tape it so that we can skip that conversation all together with my kiddo's...I can just show it to them when they are older...ha!

    Hope you enjoyed your Wine and forgot all those questions.

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