Unbreak My Heart

Did you hear the news? The terrible, horrible, no good, very bad news?

He's...he's...engaged.

*sniff*
The nerve.

And look at Karina all smug in her size 0 dress.

Hmpf.

I guess I'll have to hold out for my other boyfriend.

Except I think he's gay.

Sheesh.

It's tough finding a good man these days.

I guess I'll stick with the one I've got.

Not everyone can pull off a 40th birthday cake hat like he can.