Because I am never one to turn down a challenge...

MamaKat has given us a little creative writing assignment in an attempt at earning another chance in her giveaway. I love a challenge...

During college in a class on epistemology (which was a MAJOR scheduling fluke by the way...I thought I was taking a class in childbirth-LOL) I met my new best friend, Kat, who happened to be a lesbian with a greyhound. She had the coolest beige Myspace page which she used to find her soulmate.
Day after day, my lbff (lesbian best freind forever) tried to get me to take a shower with her.
Finally, one day I gave in and we became more than just friends. Several years went by though, and we drifted apart. We moved away and rarely kept in touch.
Many years later I found out she married a hunky Hawaiian, Pat, and had 3 beautiful children. We reconnected recently through her blog. And would you believe she has gotten so popular she is hosting an amazing giveaway today?

And before you start sending comments on my history you knew nothing about, please go check out Mama Kat. Now.

Edited to add: My mom read this and unfortunately didn't go to Kat's site until she had a minor heart attack thinking it was true. She's fine now. Well, "fine" is a relative term.