'Tis the Season

Nothing says Happy Holidays quite like gunfire in a toy store.

And what would Christmas be without morons wrestling each other to the ground for an XBOX?

And what about a man being trampled to death at Wal-Mart?

Really...isn't that what Christmas is all about?

Oh wait...it isn't?

You mean it's about celebrating the birthday of Jesus? And about showing peace, love, and goodwill to others?

Huh.