1. You don't get wet.
2. It's much tastier.
3. It's not near as cold.
4. You can make corn angels.
5. You can throw corn without having to take the time to shape it into a ball.
6. You can bury your sister without getting in trouble.
7. It's much more fun to shovel.
8. You get to take corn home with you in all sorts of surprising places.