* I said "I do."
* The priest kept calling me Amy.
* My name's not Amy.
* Kept tripping over my dress, but luckily my new husband picked it up for me.
* Partied like it was 1999.
* Drank straight from a bottle of champagne.
* Because nothing says class like the bride with a champagne bottle in her hand.
* Got a little frisky in the limo to the hotel.
* Started a wonderful new life with my husband.
I love you, babe!