1. I'm busy.
2. The snow has finally melted.
3. I'm busy.
4. I'm going to Pioneer Woman's book signing tomorrow.
6. You know the old "birds and the bees" discussion? My little tractor loving boy gave the Little Miss his version, entitled, "The bulls and the cows."
7. Luckily she thinks the cows only date. He actually said mate.
8. But I am fairly certain neither of them know what mate actually is.
9. Last night I was stricken with a bad case of PMS.
10. Dessert pizza, Mydol, and peach Amish wine helped.
11. One of the male subs peed all over the toilet seat, didn't flush, and left the light on in the women's staff bathroom today.
12. I'm going to go out on a limb and also assume he didn't wash his hands.
13. I shall be putting a more obvious sign on the MALE restroom tomorrow.
14. I talked with the BFF today. The non-working, volunteering, shopping and lunching BFF.
15. I'm a little jealous.
16. If I hear "Firework" one more time, I might stick sharp things in my ears.
17. I got a Kindle.
18. I didn't think I wanted one.
19. I was wrong.
20. I love it.
That about covers it. Anything I need to know?