Saturday, November 21, 2009

Johnny Depp, Sexiest Man of the Year?

Seriously?

I wholeheartedly disagree. A stringy haired, greasy, pasty, skinny guy? Sexy? Um, no.

The last Johnny Depp movie I saw was Edward Scissorhands. (I know, leave me alone.) But those scissorhands and his big, freaky eyes really didn't do it for me.

Blick.

And I could never do the nasty with someone named Johnny. Jon, John, Jonathan...no problem. But Johnny? *shudder*

(A big apology to those of you married to a Johnny. I am sure he is a wonderful man.)

If I were in charge, I would have picked a real man. Someone big, tall, and strong. Not prissy and greasy. Here are my top 5 sexiest men...even if they weren't in some big, blockbuster pirate movie.






What about you? Does Johnny do it for you? Who would you have picked?


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22 comments:

Mama Keith said...

I whole heartedly agree! I don't think he is even cute in the smallest way. I would go more for Van diesel, or the "used to be"wrestler Goldberg. But I am married to a John and he is the best ever(even though he is stubborn at times beyond belief! LOL)

Mama Keith said...

I also forgot to add that I like your choices too!!! LOL ;)

Lauren said...

I wouldn't have picked Johnny Depp either! I like your choices! Who is number 4?

I will have to blog about my top 5 too!

Bren said...

I would have never picked Johnny Depp - he is nowhere near as sexy as about 10,000 other guys. So you like the Dirty Jobs guy huh?

Finding Normal said...

Ew to Johnny. Just ew.
McSteamy does it for me. Not that you know who he is since you somehow don't watch Grey's. Google McSteamy. Then maybe you'll watch!

John Deere Mom said...

Totally dig Mike Rowe...especially when he gets so dirty he has to take off his shirt.
I know who McSteamy is. I used to watch back in the day when it was actually good! ;) But I prefer McDreamy, although I wouldn't mind seeing that leaked tape of McSteamy's...

Lindsay said...

I was pretty confused my own self when they went with Johnny. He hasn't really seemed to be a hot commodity this year, and I felt like they were just recycling some oldies. There were many people I would've chosen before him.

I agree with LL. He is a big piece of yummy.

Dawn@Embracing the Ordinary Life said...

eh? Hes cute...but sexiest alive...no, I don't think so. Unfortunatly there are WAY to many men that I think ARE sexy...so I'm just going to keep those to myself!

Shelley said...

It's a sickness really, this love that I have for dirty men. I totally dig Mike Rowe and my husband is a fireman and when he's not being a fireman, he is a hay and cattle farmer. Just dig him. Just dig him. There is no cure either.
But I think I like your number two man pretty good also.

Shannon said...

Nope, I wouldn't have picked Depp, either. I do think he's a fantastic actor... and he is somewhat good looking. But "Sexiest Man Alive"? Notsomuch.


But Mike Rowe? Mmmmmm, now we're talking!

Delberta said...

Johnny Depp? yucky. Mike Rowe, oh yeah, and Mark Harmon of NCIS, yeah yeah. OH, and YOUR Dad !

Emily said...

Too funny! I'm with you on the Prison Break dude. He's hot. I'm going to be holding a grudge against People for picking freakin' nasty Johnny Deep (who's basically the poster child for the un-sexy) over Edward for a long time! (Sorry, know you're not into Edward.) Truly though, my sexiest man (besides the husband, obv.) is that guy who plays Clark Kent on Smallville. Freakin' hot. Just started drooling thinking about him.

LoveMy2Dogs said...

When I heard that Johnny Depp won that title, I sorta threw up in my mouth. Yuck!! I am not sure who voted him in but maybe they were smoking crack at the time. lol

Since I am having a brain fart right now and can't remember names, I will just have to say that your first MAN picture, you know the MAN from the show Prison Break, now he is ~HOT~ and well.

Maybe next year, us regular women should get to vote instead of the crack heads who chose Johnny................

blessedmomto7 said...

I also FREAKED when I saw it was JD-EWWWW!

Okay, it was tough but I'd pick the 2 dudes in the John Deere shirts-THATS HOT!!

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Caroline said...

Yes, I agree that Johnny Depp was a poor choice. Who picks these things anyway? I really like your selections of LL and Mike Rowe (LOVE him!!!) for sexiest men - spot on. Another guy that I like is Hugh Jackman (I think he won last year). He just seems like an all around good guy and a big family man too.

Caroline said...

You know, the thought just occurred to me that LL is like a fine wine, he just gets better with age.

Debbie said...

He's got that whole "bad boy" thing in spades. He's sexy, but not my top choice. I'm an Orlando woman myself.

Tinabean said...

I agree there are so many more sexy men they could have chosen.
Your list is pretty good & I too love to watch Mike Rowe getting all dirty.
I like me a real man that is sexy!

Just say Julie said...

I have to admit, I was a huge 21 Jump Street fan back in the day. but I'm more of a John Gruden fan myself. or maybe Peirce Brosnan. or Vince Vaughn.

Tammy Howard said...

Hmmm - I guess I'm gonna have to just agree to disagree... (lurve me some Johnny Depp...)

Jennifer Juniper said...

I think Johnny Depp is just okay, I like his acting but I've never thought he was particularly sexy. I like your list, but I'd have to add Brad (so sorry, I know it's so over and I think he's a jerk for what he did to Jenn and I hate Angie!)

Rebecca said...

Hey girl! I have been bloggy absent lately and had to come say hi to you!

LL Cool J in the man I have a cheat pass with! =)If I can get him...hubby says I can have him. I guess he knows that I will never get him!