Johnny Depp, Sexiest Man of the Year?

Seriously?

I wholeheartedly disagree. A stringy haired, greasy, pasty, skinny guy? Sexy? Um, no.

The last Johnny Depp movie I saw was Edward Scissorhands. (I know, leave me alone.) But those scissorhands and his big, freaky eyes really didn't do it for me.

Blick.

And I could never do the nasty with someone named Johnny. Jon, John, Jonathan...no problem. But Johnny? *shudder*

(A big apology to those of you married to a Johnny. I am sure he is a wonderful man.)

If I were in charge, I would have picked a real man. Someone big, tall, and strong. Not prissy and greasy. Here are my top 5 sexiest men...even if they weren't in some big, blockbuster pirate movie.

What about you? Does Johnny do it for you? Who would you have picked?