*that only big dorks know it is Square Root Day?
*that I drove by 5 (count them...5!) police officers on patrol today and got ZERO speeding tickets?!
*that I was on "auto-pilot" today absorbed in my thoughts and drove home? Before picking up the kids?! Mother of the Year indeed.
*that right after daycare, my daughter immediately changed into an evening gown, high heels, jewelry, and concealer that can only be described as pumpkin-like?
*that I now have concealer all over my couch and carpet?
*that I have 8 school days until Spring Break?
*that I gave chocolate up for Lent but only lasted about 4 days?
*that I need to decide on something different to give up for Lent (really...how am I supposed to give up chocolate during state testing week AND Cadbury egg season?! I had no chance.)
*that it takes all kinds of people to make this world go 'round?
*that this is a freaking hilarious commercial?
*that it is 8:50 and combined with the fact that I enjoyed a frosty mug full of a delicious wine-like beverage, it is now bedtime?