Nothing says Happy Holidays quite like gunfire in a toy store.
And what would Christmas be without morons wrestling each other to the ground for an XBOX?
And what about a man being trampled to death at Wal-Mart?
Really...isn't that what Christmas is all about?
Oh wait...it isn't?
You mean it's about celebrating the birthday of Jesus? And about showing peace, love, and goodwill to others?