Sunday, April 19, 2009

Do you know what's NOT awesome?

When Jose secretly poops on the floor. Only to then have my son unknowingly step on it and walk around the living room carpet for awhile. Then when he notices the poopy, smeared carpet, he tries to scrape the poop off his shoe onto the rocking chair leg. When that doesn't work, he decides to walk through the entire house with the poop on his shoe, only to nonchalantly tell me, "I stepped in poop."

Yeah, that's not awesome.

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31 comments:

Finding Normal said...

Definitely NOT awesome.

♥ bfs~"Mimi" ♥ said...

Oh gross me not!!!

Martha said...

Sending you some virtual paper towels and cleaner. Ugh, double ugh.

Linda said...

poor jose---to be outed so indiscreetly.....
my dh suggests a litterbox. yeah--he's not so awesome himself today!

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Susan said...

Oh Yuck! I feel for you!

Susan said...

Oh Yuck! I feel for you!

Rhea said...

The only thing worse is when you're dog-sitting your mom's geriatric black lab who is losing his bowel functions who poops around the house...then your own elderly father who can't see at all, manages to go through it with his rollator and track it all over the house...

Dawn@Embracing the Ordinary Life said...

I am soooo sorry...but I am totally laughing at that....

Delberta said...

Well, your new header is awesome !
I think there was a Calvin and Hobbs pretty similiar to the Cole and Jose poop tracked through the house scenario. = )

Becky said...

Gross for you..funny for us!:)

Sarah said...

I agree- that is SOO not awesome!

Karen said...

You have me in complete agreement on this one....it is absoloutly, definitely, totally, NOT awesome...

Emily said...

Yep, I'd say that's pretty much the opposite of awesome.

pam said...

Maybe not so awesome! I love the trying to get it off on the rocking chair.

Sounds like you are having a relaxing night, cleaning up dog poop!

Hot Tub Lizzy said...

It really has to be said...


Oh sh*t

Lindsay said...

Oh my, I don't even know what to say except DEE-SGUSTING.

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

seriously, I think I just threw up in my mouth! :( YUCK!

tiffany said...

Ewwww, no, definitely not awesome!

Judi said...

That's kids for you!!

Momma@Live. Laugh. Pull your hair out said...

Oh no! ((hugs))

sassy stephanie said...

Oh man, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Don't get mad at me for laughing my ass off over this!

Reluctant Housewife said...

Oh no. That's horrible. I hate it when poop gets everywhere. It leads to frantic cleaning. I hate cleaning and I hate frantic and I hate poop. Triple whammy.

C and C Mommy said...

That could happen at my house!!

Columbia Lily said...

aah...farm life. =) where else would a small boy think nothing of nonchalantly wiping manure onto the nearest object?

Reynie said...

it could always be worse. I'm not sure what would be worse but it could be. that's just poopy.

nikkicrumpet said...

ewwwwwww at least with Crumpet it was just my truck lol. SORRY!

Crazy Daisy said...

EWWWW! Though I should admit I'm completely Laughing my butt off! :)

Mrs4444 said...

Oh, man, that's a bummer! I was going to say it could be worse, but it doesn't get much worse than that, does it?

Z's Mom said...

OH NO!!!! That's funny...only cuz its happening to you and not to me.....I know....what I just said was not nice. I'm just being honest with you cuz I want to always be honest with you, JDM.

Zander just points to it and yells "POOP" til I clean it up.

confessionsofacountrygirl said...

Definately NOT awesome and thank you for not posting pictures.