There are currently 440 school and church cancellations and delays for central Indiana. Why? Because it's so freaking cold! Some areas of the state got several inches of snow. Notsomuch here. But it is crazy cold and crazy windy here.
Thankfully, my school is on that list! That's right, my friends. I get an extra 2 hours in the morning. Oh, how I love a 2-hour delay.
Now keep your fingers crossed that Little Miss doesn't stay up sick all night. She complained all day long at daycare about her stomach hurting. She didn't eat ANY of her lunch. Those of you who actually know her know that she must be very, very sick.
She spent most of the evening on the couch until she walked up to me, stuck her finger in my face and said, "I have poop juice on my finger." Grrreat.
She had diarrhea about 3 times in the toilet. That doesn't count the poop juice on the finger or the diarrhea in the bathtub. Seriously. It also doesn't include the diarrhea that is currently on Farm Guy's pillow. She was, unfortunately, sitting on his pillow while watching TV and got a little poop juice on the pillow as well.
So basically I am up to my ears in poop juice and really hoping she sleeps all night and doesn't suddenly start projectile vomiting. Or worse. I did make her wear a Pull-Up tonight because the poop juice was beyond her control. She was totally annoyed with the Pull-Up but got over it quickly. Thankfully.
Wish me luck that I can sleep through the night with no bodily fluids to worry about and that I can enjoy my first 2-hour delay of the season!