31 Useless Facts About Yours Truly

1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say?
I would just have to cry. I mean, of course I would eventually be happy, but we are just finished with diapers. Everyone is sleeping through the night. No one is sucking on me 24 hours a day. We are at a good place.

2. When was the last time you flew in a plane?
Let's see...that would be when we went to Paris in 2001.

3. What did the last text message you sent say?
"We are eating salad and finally relaxing. See you later." It seemed important at the time.

4. What features do you find most attractive in the opposite sex?
Some knowledge of a laundry hamper would be good.

5. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
Lose some weight.

6. Shoe size?
9 1/2

7. Been to Mexico?
Yes, in high school. We took a class trip to Mexico City, Oaxaca, and Puerto Vallarta.

8. When is the last time you had a massage?
When I was pregnant with Tractor Boy, so 5 years ago?!

9. What was the last TV show you watched?
Well, some Ultimate Factory show is on but I am not really watching it

10. What are your plans for the weekend?
No se

11. If your significant other asked you to marry them TODAY what would you say?
Do you promise to put your socks in the hamper?

12. What is in the back seat of your car right now?
2 booster seats, sunglasses, DVDs, assorted food crumbs, floor mats

13. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
Ordinarily I would be greeting 25 grumpy 11 year olds at my classroom door but today I was running a few errands before Tractor Boy's preschool Open House

14. If you could marry any celebrity today who would it be?
Marry? No one. Meet casually in a dark hotel room? Wentworth Miller.

15. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No

16. What is the best ice cream flavor?
There are so many to choose from. Cherry Garcia is good. Phish Food when I am REALLY needing a chocoalte fix...Peppermint stick, Butter Pecan, the list goes on and on

17. What is the last sporting event you watched?
In person? No idea. On TV? NFL Playoffs...sniff, sniff.

18. Ever go camping?
Not so much

19. Last phone call?
My mom

20. Are you allergic to anything?
Nope

21. What is one thing you have learned about life recently?
That 11 year olds think they need cell phones and their parents are buying them

22. What do you do at work?
What don't I do?

23. What is your mom's name?
Judy

24. Ever cried for no reason?
Yes

25. Can you do the Crank Dat dance?
Um, maybe?

26. What is your favorite color to wear?
Blue

27. What is the longest plane ride you have ever been on?
9 hours (Hawaii and Paris)

28. What is the longest road trip you have ever taken?
As a grown up, just a couple hours

29. What are your turn-offs?
Bad breath, obnoxious behavior

30. What was your last alcoholic beverage?
Passion fruit mojito

31. What are you craving right now?
Passion fruit mojito