Tuesday, April 22, 2008


As I was walking into the grocery store today, I passed a man walking out of the store. A man. Not a teenager. A fully grown, 40-something man wearing a t-shirt that said:

Boobies Make Me Smile

Um, seriously? You
a. buy a shirt that says Boobies Make Me Smile and
b. wear it in public?

Now, this man...how should I say this? He did not exactly look like he has seen many boobies. Maybe no boobies ever in his life. And sir..if you are reading this, I think I might know why.


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Straight from the Norse's Mouth said...

ROFL! I can't believe that I randomly clicked on your blog while it was scrolling through on my dashboard and saw your recent blog.... Unfortunately, my significant other HAS THIS SHIRT! I am not kidding! I refuse to go anywhere in public with him when he wears it! UGH! Anyway, have a nice day!

hotpinklove said...

My husband has that shirt :) His best man from our wedding bought it for him to wear at his bachelor party... luckily it hasn't been worn since!

John Deere Mom said...

It is hilarious that the first 2 people to comment have first hand experience with this vile shirt! :) What are the odds? I am definitely keeping this shirt a secret from my husband in case he gets any ideas...

Sarah said...

That is too funny! And I am so glad that you other ladies won't go out with your man wearing that shirt!!

Anonymous said...

What a loser. That shirt is not likely to get him any boobies, either.