As I was walking into the grocery store today, I passed a man walking out of the store. A man. Not a teenager. A fully grown, 40-something man wearing a t-shirt that said:
Boobies Make Me Smile
Um, seriously? You
a. buy a shirt that says Boobies Make Me Smile and
b. wear it in public?
Now, this man...how should I say this? He did not exactly look like he has seen many boobies. Maybe no boobies ever in his life. And sir..if you are reading this, I think I might know why.
BECAUSE YOU WEAR A SHIRT THAT SAYS BOOBIES MAKE ME SMILE!